Today… I had the brilliant idea of driving all the way across town to Steak and Shake during my lunch break because I had a gift card. Not spending money – great idea right? NO!
I always seem to forget how obnoxiously long it takes to get to Steak & Shake because of Tallahassee’s heinously timed lights. Light turns green, roll to a red light, wait, Light turns green, roll to a red light, wait…over and over and over again. What restaurant owners thought it was smart to place the only two steak & shakes in town on the far outskirts of town?
I get to Steak & Shake, relieved to have finally made it and let out a silent “yippee” because there is nobody in line. I order my food, pull around the building and get stuck behind three cars waiting in line fore food! Now any of you have been to Steak & Shake know, 3 people in there line is like 20 at a normal fast food place. And this S&S is 10x slower than any other one I have even been to.
Surprisingly, it moves pretty fast…for them… then the person directly in front of me is up. What do they do? Open their door because their car window is broken! I am confused… if you have to get out of your car to retrieve your food in the drive-thru shouldn’t you just walk in? In fact, I think it should be a law… as entertaining as it is to see stupid people do stupid things…I would rather them not do it in front of me and slow me down even more.
Stupid-door opener person drives away and I am up. Guess whose order takes the longest? Mine! The three people in front of me got theirs faster in a combined time than mine alone. Ugh.
As usual, I get my food and the French fries have NO salt. When did fast food places stop putting salt on their fries? Fries without salt is a tragedy and indescribably frustrating to me. Now that I have discovered my fries have no salt, I can’t eat them until I make the 10-hour hike across town back to my office and I know they will be ice cold by the time I get there. Awesome.
Driving back, I start to feel a little better…the small annoyances are rolling off my back. I went the back way to work to avoid the lights I despise so much, which was STUPID! I was just minding my own business when I notice a garbage truck two cars in front of me. I didn’t think much of it until it stopped and started picking up trashcans on the side of the road!!!! Now I am stuck behind a garbage man stopping every 10 yards at a new house collecting garbage and tree limbs. Apparently in this neighborhood it was “trim your tree weekend” because every house had 3-4 cans of tree branches. By now I am at Homeland Security Level ORANGE, I can’t believe it. A few blocks later I get a chance to go around the truck and take in a breath of relief. About 2 seconds into this relief-breath…ANOTHER garbage truck pulls in front of me! WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT? Seriously! Who does this happen to?? After a few more minutes of torture I reach a street I can turn off on and bolt. My ipod must have felt the tension in the car because it started playing “You’ve got a friend in me” from Toy Story (yes, I do have Toy Story songs on my ipod….don’t judge) needless to say I got the message and actually started to feel better.
Next my new favorite song, JT & Ciara’s, came on and all was calm in Kara-world. I get back to my office accept my fate of ice-cold fries and a watered down vanilla coke (thank god they remembered the vanilla – I think my head would have spun around exorcist style if they hadn’t), pour my food out on a plate and get excited because I got one of those extra nugget sized pieces of chicken that sometimes make it into your order before I realize that the nugget-sized extra chicken is in fact NOT extra but supposed to be my third chicken finger!! LOOK AT THIS:

Who thinks THIS is an acceptable third finger?? It was so ridiculous all I could do was laugh…I think it was the perfect way to cap a horribly agitating lunch adventure.
...I feel better now.